mandag den 20. december 2010

Games I am looking forward to in 2011

First off, Sly 4 is coming it seems. That's good.

List time:
Portal 2. I wonder how a full length Portal game will be. All I know is that I'm gonna die of laughing.
Duke Nukem Forever. Let's just hope it's gonna be good.
L.A. Noire. Rockstar, why do you keep amazing me?

Not many that should come out in 2011 that I am looking forward to, but still those are some.

fredag den 3. december 2010


I recently tought of what job I'm gonna get as an adult. Yeah wooo very exciting, a job, it ain't even game related, unless you wanna work in the game industry of course, but it's something we all gotta get anyways so why not talk about it.
 So I was wondering what job I would get. I was thinking of getting some lessons with camaras, video and movie production maybe. Or something about music. I don't really know what I should do there. I kinda want to sing, but I don't know if I'm that good. I don't know how to play notes either, so I would have to learn it, and omg that is so damn annoying. But yeah what job do you want, or what did you want if you have one now, and did you get it?

søndag den 14. november 2010

Top 5 games I would like to have an other sequel

So today I'm gonna do something a little bit diffrent. I don't want to overexplain it, so here goes random games I woukd like to have an other sequel.

1. Super Mario Land 2. Why two, well it's the best of them all, and I really liked the style of that game. So no more Wario, it's mario and him going to random lands.

2. Half Life 2. I know that Valve is making this game, but come on, it's been long enough, and we all know that your games are gonna be good no matter if they take 1 year or 5, is short or a online only, what ever, just make it pelase.

3. 3D dots game heroes. An other one I reviewed, but I still think it should have an other one. Why? Well you showed us that we could have a Zelda style game on a next gen consol, so why not make an other one? Maybe go into real 3D with this one, and use the new 3DTV that Sony has. Wouldn't that be kinda cool?

4. Super Mario RPG. I played this on my channel once, but never finished it, but what I played was fun. So get square enix to make an other mario RPG game, and get some more cash nintendo.

5.Sly Cooper. The new move title may be what will bring Sly back. And also has a HD remake now (Which I'm gonna get because I have only played the 3rd one, yeah kinda silly but what ever.) So hey, why not.

fredag den 29. oktober 2010

Half Life 2 Review

Half life 2 is one of my all time favorite games, so I felt that it would be a good idea to review it. But also because I'm running out of ps3 games very fast so yeah. Anyways, in this game you are Gordon Freeman, a scientist who also happens to be awesome at shooting stuff. Or that's how I feel like, so deal with my story ok. Anyways, the isn't really much story, but what it tells is pretty good. I don't think that was really the thing Valve focused on the most when making it. It's a very linear, but if you wanna get the lambda achievement you are gonna have to explore every single corner you can think of, so that's always good. Yes. And um, you shoot things, come on what else is there to say. Oh yeah "The Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator Gun Thingy". Or the gravity gun as the call it in the game. N00bs. Without this, the game would be pretty bland. But hey, we have it, it's awesome. You pick up things and throw them at people. Yes, very awesome. Play the damn game, you will enjoy it.

torsdag den 21. oktober 2010


CHANGES CHANGES! I have decided to make some changes. From now on, the poll is not gonna be reviews, but what I am gonna talk about in my next blog post. I may be a review, but it is that is up to you. So today I am gonna make 3 things that you can choice from.

mandag den 18. oktober 2010

GTA IV Review

GTA IV is an other one of the reasons why I wanted a next gen consol, and am I happy that I did. It is amazing, really one of the best games I have ever played, the story, and graphics, the gameplay, but mostly the story. Never before have I seen such a well polished storyline, both side missons, and main missons. Niko (The Protagonist) has one of the most interesting backstories ever in a game. All the characters in the game are either likeable, hateful, funny, or annyoing in a way that I have never seen done before. If I sat in the room with you, and you skiped anything anyone in the game said, I would rape you, and then throw you out of the video. Every single word is like a poem, every single line that anyone says are fantastic, it's just amazing how much I came to care about everyone.

Without further ado, before I start to fuck the damn game disc,  I should move on to the bad bits. First: The damn cars appear out of nowhere. Now this wouldn't be a problem if it just did it while you where driving casualy, but if you look back, and then forward you might drive into someone. It's god damn annoying, so never look backwards in the car. Second: It is way too long. Now many think this is a good thing, but holy mother fucking shit was it long. I have not done everything yet, but I have played around 30 hours or even more. Takes alot of your damn time that's for sure. Thrid: It's too easy. Now everyone who have played a GTA game knows what you're going into. Death, cars and tits. The first one is the important one guys, keep you fucking head up. Anyways, the really made it way too easy, and every single damn thing is explained and it gets really boring at times. Lucky it's not like a giant ass tutorial, the is important things happening. A really really good thing is that you don't lose weapons when you die. This is really really helpful, however you can still if you get caugt by the cops, but that won't ever happen unless you want it to. If I had to write about everything you can do in the game, this review would be really really really really long. So I will keep it at this.

Now for some personal stuff. Some time ago, our cat ran away or couldn't find home or something. Lucky, this day someone found it, and it's now back. We are so happy about this that we don't know what to do. So if I ever said that, now you know it's back.

lørdag den 9. oktober 2010

Pc gaming

I don't have that many real life friends. I gotta be honest I don't. However all the guys in my class are gamers, so I don't see why it's a problem. So I decided to start playing on the pc more. Why? because they are PC gamers. So know we are getting closer, and I really don't regret it either, cause the games are quite fun. So now if I ever say that PC gaming sucks, you have this post to remind you that zaziuma also plays pc.
Steam: Zaziuma

onsdag den 29. september 2010

Little Big Planet

I was very happy when I got to try LBP, but now it's just like any other game I have played, good but nothing special. You see, there isn't that much you can do in it. You can jump and grab, make your own levels, and play other people's levels. So what you need is a solid gameplay and nice graphics. Lucky it delivers. Or sorta, because the graphics doesn't seem that good, compaired to other ps3 games, like uncharted. But remember this is a 2.5D platformer. Oh yeah I forgot about that. This game plays like a normal platformer, but you can shift into the background. It takes some time to get used to the controls, mostly the jumping, but after you finish the main story you should be able to finish about every user made level. unless you suck. Anyways it's a game worth having at least, and the 2nd one is coming out, so that should be awesome too. But I hope that MM makes something new next time.
When we're on the subject, try out my levels: Giant Arse Wall of Graffiti, and Wheely's World. Please heart them too, and tell people about them. I want to get the last trophies so I can get platnium. PLEASE DO IT.

mandag den 20. september 2010

3D dots game heroes review

Because I was never into the original Zelda, I thought it would be a good idea to pick up this Zelda type game. I was right, it was a really good idea. If you know how the first Zelda is like you know how the gameplay is, and if you don't, you mustn't be a gamer. Anyways, there are alot of game references that I don't get, some from Final Fantasy, and some from Zelda and so on. It's kinda sad that I don't get it, because it would be the game much better, so that's really my own fault for not giving a crap about them. The game made me laugh alot at the stuff that I did get. So no problems there. The story is kinda like Zelda, where you go out and kill bosses in temples and get an orb and move on to the next one, where you do the same thing, and finaly go and kill the final boss (Who is fucking hard btw.) It uses alot of stuff from Zelda like the boomerang and the grappling hook, but it also has some original stuff like the magic spells. The world is big, and when you finish the game, you can replay it for new dialog and such. there is also an other ending I have heard, but I really didn't want to play the game again, simply because the game is 10-20 hours long if you wanna get all the stuff in the game. The editor tool yes. I didn't like it. I just wanted to play the game, not change my hero. Some people make like it, but I only used it to the a Trophy :)
So if you're not sure if the original Zelda is your game, pick this game up instead cause it really fun.

fredag den 17. september 2010

Playstation Move

The Move is out, and so far the reviews I have seen have been pretty positive. It has it faults, but because my wii is dead I might as well get the move. So yeah not much else to say, so yeah I drove home in rain, and my hands are like so bad like really.

søndag den 12. september 2010

Review - Dead Space

When I got this game I really wasn't expecting much because it's EA who we're talking about, but then I played it, and figured out that you can't judge a book by it's cover, eh game. But it was kinda slow, and it was only when I got further into the game that it became awesome! The game itself is kinda hard to talk about, simply because it's a 3rd person shooter, and really relying on it because that's all you do. Shoot run away because you lost all your ammo, and hit an enemy with your gun. But at times they do try to make you do some "puzzles" and by "puzzles" I mean: Insert X into Y, or throw X out of space AKA Y. So you see my point there isn't really much too it, but sometimes that makes the game good. And EA did a damn good job at doing just so. The only downside is that the story really doesn't interests me that much, but if I played it again to get the story, it might actually be good. But all I can say is "Dude is on spaceship, dude kill aliens, dude wants to find girl, dude finds girl, dude fucks girl." Or maybe not... but it would be awesome if that happened.

fredag den 27. august 2010


Hello, and welcome to my blog thing. Here I will write reviews, update when I find something to talk about, and basicly just make a little website, yeah. Because you are kinda bored right now, why don't you go and check out my collection!