GTA IV Review

GTA IV is an other one of the reasons why I wanted a next gen consol, and am I happy that I did. It is amazing, really one of the best games I have ever played, the story, and graphics, the gameplay, but mostly the story. Never before have I seen such a well polished storyline, both side missons, and main missons. Niko (The Protagonist) has one of the most interesting backstories ever in a game. All the characters in the game are either likeable, hateful, funny, or annyoing in a way that I have never seen done before. If I sat in the room with you, and you skiped anything anyone in the game said, I would rape you, and then throw you out of the video. Every single word is like a poem, every single line that anyone says are fantastic, it's just amazing how much I came to care about everyone.

Without further ado, before I start to fuck the damn game disc,  I should move on to the bad bits. First: The damn cars appear out of nowhere. Now this wouldn't be a problem if it just did it while you where driving casualy, but if you look back, and then forward you might drive into someone. It's god damn annoying, so never look backwards in the car. Second: It is way too long. Now many think this is a good thing, but holy mother fucking shit was it long. I have not done everything yet, but I have played around 30 hours or even more. Takes alot of your damn time that's for sure. Thrid: It's too easy. Now everyone who have played a GTA game knows what you're going into. Death, cars and tits. The first one is the important one guys, keep you fucking head up. Anyways, the really made it way too easy, and every single damn thing is explained and it gets really boring at times. Lucky it's not like a giant ass tutorial, the is important things happening. A really really good thing is that you don't lose weapons when you die. This is really really helpful, however you can still if you get caugt by the cops, but that won't ever happen unless you want it to. If I had to write about everything you can do in the game, this review would be really really really really long. So I will keep it at this.

Now for some personal stuff. Some time ago, our cat ran away or couldn't find home or something. Lucky, this day someone found it, and it's now back. We are so happy about this that we don't know what to do. So if I ever said that, now you know it's back.

Pc gaming

I don't have that many real life friends. I gotta be honest I don't. However all the guys in my class are gamers, so I don't see why it's a problem. So I decided to start playing on the pc more. Why? because they are PC gamers. So know we are getting closer, and I really don't regret it either, cause the games are quite fun. So now if I ever say that PC gaming sucks, you have this post to remind you that zaziuma also plays pc.
Steam: Zaziuma

Little Big Planet

I was very happy when I got to try LBP, but now it's just like any other game I have played, good but nothing special. You see, there isn't that much you can do in it. You can jump and grab, make your own levels, and play other people's levels. So what you need is a solid gameplay and nice graphics. Lucky it delivers. Or sorta, because the graphics doesn't seem that good, compaired to other ps3 games, like uncharted. But remember this is a 2.5D platformer. Oh yeah I forgot about that. This game plays like a normal platformer, but you can shift into the background. It takes some time to get used to the controls, mostly the jumping, but after you finish the main story you should be able to finish about every user made level. unless you suck. Anyways it's a game worth having at least, and the 2nd one is coming out, so that should be awesome too. But I hope that MM makes something new next time.
When we're on the subject, try out my levels: Giant Arse Wall of Graffiti, and Wheely's World. Please heart them too, and tell people about them. I want to get the last trophies so I can get platnium. PLEASE DO IT.

3D dots game heroes review

Because I was never into the original Zelda, I thought it would be a good idea to pick up this Zelda type game. I was right, it was a really good idea. If you know how the first Zelda is like you know how the gameplay is, and if you don't, you mustn't be a gamer. Anyways, there are alot of game references that I don't get, some from Final Fantasy, and some from Zelda and so on. It's kinda sad that I don't get it, because it would be the game much better, so that's really my own fault for not giving a crap about them. The game made me laugh alot at the stuff that I did get. So no problems there. The story is kinda like Zelda, where you go out and kill bosses in temples and get an orb and move on to the next one, where you do the same thing, and finaly go and kill the final boss (Who is fucking hard btw.) It uses alot of stuff from Zelda like the boomerang and the grappling hook, but it also has some original stuff like the magic spells. The world is big, and when you finish the game, you can replay it for new dialog and such. there is also an other ending I have heard, but I really didn't want to play the game again, simply because the game is 10-20 hours long if you wanna get all the stuff in the game. The editor tool yes. I didn't like it. I just wanted to play the game, not change my hero. Some people make like it, but I only used it to the a Trophy :)
So if you're not sure if the original Zelda is your game, pick this game up instead cause it really fun.

Playstation Move

The Move is out, and so far the reviews I have seen have been pretty positive. It has it faults, but because my wii is dead I might as well get the move. So yeah not much else to say, so yeah I drove home in rain, and my hands are like so bad like really.

Review - Dead Space

When I got this game I really wasn't expecting much because it's EA who we're talking about, but then I played it, and figured out that you can't judge a book by it's cover, eh game. But it was kinda slow, and it was only when I got further into the game that it became awesome! The game itself is kinda hard to talk about, simply because it's a 3rd person shooter, and really relying on it because that's all you do. Shoot run away because you lost all your ammo, and hit an enemy with your gun. But at times they do try to make you do some "puzzles" and by "puzzles" I mean: Insert X into Y, or throw X out of space AKA Y. So you see my point there isn't really much too it, but sometimes that makes the game good. And EA did a damn good job at doing just so. The only downside is that the story really doesn't interests me that much, but if I played it again to get the story, it might actually be good. But all I can say is "Dude is on spaceship, dude kill aliens, dude wants to find girl, dude finds girl, dude fucks girl." Or maybe not... but it would be awesome if that happened.

Welcome!

Hello, and welcome to my blog thing. Here I will write reviews, update when I find something to talk about, and basicly just make a little website, yeah. Because you are kinda bored right now, why don't you go and check out my collection! http://img683.imageshack.us/g/imag0028q.jpg/